She was no one’s daughter now. She was no one. Not Arya, not Weasel, not Nan nor Arry nor Squab, not even Lumpyhead. She was only some girl who ran with a dog by day, and dreamed of wolves by night.
Elise will also star in a new Assassin’s Creed novel with the same title as the game… written from Elise’s perspective, the book will focus on the battle between the Templars and Assassins, and the roles that she and Arno play in that fight.
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
It’s just a thought…
i couldnt resist
Why am I laughing so much help
The vines from Dry Top are on the move. Some waypoints are flickering, others have a vine nearby. One waypoint in Skrittsburg is being constricted. All in all, it seems they’re attracted to the waypoints and are moving along from one to another. By next week I’m guessing they’ll have spread to Timberline Falls.
Props to omlech and Professor Retro on reddit for putting this together.
Here’s the discussion thread. I’m assuming the map will be updated as the vines continue to spread as well.
Vine update: Fort Salma Waypoint is now 100% entangled, and new vines have sprouted at Cavernhold Camp, Earthworks camp and Kessex Haven Waypoint. The vines are now half way across Kryta, and waypoints have already started flickering in Lion’s Arch, Bloodtide coast and Timberline falls. (dun dun dun)
that’s almost too cruel
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.
Vicious. I love it.
both so amazing